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<p> <font size="5">1. <wbr><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr>你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了</span><wbr></font><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">2.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">……</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">3.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">走牛</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">B</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">的路，让傻</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">B</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">去说吧！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">5.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">矿难在检讨中继续，楼价在控制中上升！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">6.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">7.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">好好活着，因为我们会死很久</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">!!!</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">8.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">9.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">10.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">宁和明白人打一架，不跟</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">sb</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">说句话</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">11.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">再牛</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">b</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">12.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">13.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">连广告也信，读书读傻了吧！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">14.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">15.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">16.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">!</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">17.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">18.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">19.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">!</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">20.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">赚别人的钱，让贫穷见鬼去吧。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">21.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">就算是</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">believe</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> 中间也藏了一个</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">lie</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">22.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">钱不是问题，问题是没钱！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">23.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">今天心情不好</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">我只有四句话想说</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">包括这句和前面的两句</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">我的话说完了</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">24.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">25.</font></span><wbr></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">思想有多远，你就给我滚多远</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">26.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死？我会闭上眼睛的。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">27.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">请你以后不要在我面前说英文了，</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">OK</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">？</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">28.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">29.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">一觉醒来，天都黑了。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">30.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">钱可以解决的问题都不是问题。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">31.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊？</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">32.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">问君能有几多愁，恰似一群太监上青楼</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">33.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">34.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">人怕出名猪怕壮，男怕没钱女怕胖。</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5"> <br/><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'">35.</span><wbr></span><wbr></font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">珍惜生活</font></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times'"><font size="5">——</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">上帝还让你活着，就肯定有他的安排。</font></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">36.帅有个屁用!到头来还不是被卒吃掉!</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">37.人工智能和天然愚蠢无法相提并论——因为我们主张纯天然。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">38.在教堂听讲经的时候我们应该保持肃静，打扰别人睡觉是很不礼貌的。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">39.不怕被人利用，就怕你没用。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">40.笨人的可怕之处并不在其笨，而在其自作聪明。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">41.秀发去无踪，头屑更出众！</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">42.大女人不可一日无权，小女人不可一日无钱！</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">43.不蒸馒头争口气行吗？</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">44.如果输了今生那么我也不要来世。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">45.我爱你！关你什么事？</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">46.诸葛亮出山前也没带过兵啊，你们凭啥要我有工作经验！</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">47.废话是人际关系的第一句。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">48.可以不好好学习，但决不能不好好复习。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">49.对付以默不作声来掩饰自己无知的人的最好方法就是以其人之道还治其人之身。</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr><font size="5">50.想污染一个地方有两种方法：垃圾，或是钞票！</font></span><wbr></span><wbr><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr></span></span><wbr><wbr><br/><wbr><wbr><wbr><br/></p>
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